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Ah time for the annual Why Pete Still Loves Chuck Palahniuk ReviewTo be honest there were a lot of things I enjoyed about this book I ve read Palahniuk ReviewTo be honest there were a lot of things I enjoyed about this book I ve read of his books other than the Kindle single Phoenix I have my personal favorites of course Doomed isn t a favorite but there were certain moments of heartbreak and humor that made me happy For me a non favorite Chuck Palahniuk book will always do for me than a lot of Gentle TweeterOh I ust don t know where to begin This was absolutely agonizing I looked back and saw that I gave Damned book 1 only one star so I should not have expected much from the seuelCtrl Alt FrustratedCtrl Alt HeaddeskAdmittedly Chuck did a helluva ob in perfecting the obnoxious voice of a 13 yr old sassy dead girlBut I think I am Ctrl Alt So Done with CPI can t believe I went through 329 of 329 yes the entire book I am hopeless pages of excruciating misery waiting for something The oke s on me However I found this line noteworthy You never know the complicated deals two people negotiate in order to stay married beyond the first ten minutes And this particular excerpt singlehandedly lifted this book up from a one star to a two star Only the miserable the failures the outcasts will crouch for days to observe the mating habits of a salamander Or to study a boiling teakettle The avant garde in every field consists of the lonely the friendless the uninvited All progress is the product of the unpopularNothing except deep misery leads to real success Doomed is written in the form of blog posts from the afterlife or rather purgatory Madison still walks amongst those she left and they can t see or hear her In each chapter or post as it were she encounters something new from seeing her dead grandmother s ghost on a trip to her parents apartment to guiding the reader through the worst summer of her life and uite possibly the reason she wound up in hell in the first placeLater we find out that in no uncertain terms death was her destiny Her crazy as all getout parents knew what would happen from the start and didn t care one way or another what happened to their daughterAs a reader the blog post format is actually very easy to read offering the story in easily digestible pieces Every now and again another character will chime in with a post of their own

about 95 percent comes from s point of viewAs with his other novels Palahniuk hooks the reader very early on with Doomed I found myself wanting to read a single chapter before bed and before I knew it it would be a hundred pages and an hour later Chuck Palahniuk is really a champion amongst authors and if you ve read and enjoyed his other works yes even Pygmy Doomed definitely will not let you down 1 starOh the lengths a Palahniuk completist will goI can t think of a single complimentary thing to say about Chuck Palahniuk s Doomed All I can say is if he foists another WTF y spoogy porn fest our way disguised as faux can say is if he foists another WTF y spoogy porn fest our way disguised as faux social commentary or worse re writing Dante s Divine Comed. Madison Spencer the liveliest and snarkiest dead girl in the universe continues the afterlife adventure begun in Chuck Palahniuk’s bestseller Damned Just as that novel brought us a brilliant Hell that only he could imagine Doomed is a dark and twisted apocalyptic vision from this provocative storytellerThe bestselling Damned chronicled Madison’s ourney across the unspeakable and really gross landscape of the afterlife to confront the Devil himself But her story isn’t over yet In a series of electronic dispatches from the Great Beyond Doomed describes the ultimate showdown between Good and Evil After a Hallowee. ,

Y for shits and giggles I "m After seeing The Right Honorable Lady Kells take a hot suat on this one I "After seeing The Right Honorable Lady Kells take a hot suat on this one I nervous You see my boy Chuck s Doomed has been sitting on my shelf giving me that come hither stare for a while now It s all Lay hands on me big boy and I m all Nah son you got semen on you Just look at that cover If you re a dude that s either your worst nightmare or your biggest fantasy you know depending on the recipient But the cover fits the book and I m a fan of them both the cover and the bookIs Doomed as good as Damned Fuck no Not even close But it did entertain me unlike Vibrator Armaggedon Jaysus Pickleberry Christ that book sucked This one didn t Sorry Kells We ust gon hafta disagree herrWhy didn t it suck Well I probably liked this because I m a dude Not gonna lie there s a fuckload of dick and fart okes If I didn t know any better I would ve thought this was a novelization of a Kevin Smith movie The fate of Maddy s Papadaddy Ben that name still cracks me up is one of the funniest scenes I ve ever read To uote Vapid Internet Users Best Thang EVAR In fact I laughed a lot while reading this one It s sillier than a ballerina with an erection but the silly doesn t overstay its welcome as it did in Beautiful You I think the thing that raised this piece from a three to a four for me was the twist I m not spoiling anything for anyone but that shit was so well set up I didn t see it coming Not that it had any major effect on the story overall but it was nice to see Chuck surprise me again Last time he managed that was with Rant and that was how many books ago Five Six Fuck I don t know What s not to like about a book where one of the antagonists is a balloon animal person made out of a used condom One of those ideas that I wish I d thought of Bravissimo I also really enjoyed all the commentary on religion If you re a fan of gods or religion in general ya might wanna skip this oneIn summation This book was fun It s dumb and immature and fulla gross out humor but it also has heart all the heart that was missing in Chuck s absolutely soulless and unforgivable Beautiful You Unlike Kells I was As disgusting as the first book in the series DAMNED was DOOMED is somehow even disgusting even though it doesn t contain lakes of bodily fluids land filled with nail clippings and giant sexual organs No this is a different kind of disgusting If you ever felt tempted to use a glory hole this book will dissuade you If you were ever reluctant to dispose of the body of your dead cat this book will change your mind And if you ever wanted to try on a dead person s body for size this book will help you rethink that deplorable idea This is perhaps the most brilliant end of the world story Satan s greatest plan for the damnation of the human race brilliant end of the world story Satan s greatest plan for the damnation of the human race out in these pages Be prepared to belch and fart your reverence for the almighty Maddie I was really excited to read this book as I used to love Chuck Palahniuk particular favs were Diary and Lullaby However som. N ritual gone awry Madison finds herself trapped in Purgatory or as mortals like you and I know it Earth She can see and hear every detail of the world she left behind yet she’s invisible to everyone who’s still alive Not only do people look right through her they walk right through her as well The upside is that no longer subject to physical limitations she can pass through doors and walls Her first stop is her parents’ luxurious apartment where she encounters the ghost of her long deceased grandmother For Madison the encounter triggers memories of the awful summer she spent upstate with Nana Minnie and her gr. Doomed author Chuck Palahniuk

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Ething appears to have happened either to me or his writing I just couldn t stand the voice of Maddison the main character who couldn t stand the voice of Maddison the main character who stuck in purgatory in this seuel to Damned The blog post thing felt too fake like he is ust trying to write in a hip format and attract a younger readership The text felt forced the writing was trying too hard trying too hard to be cool and speak the language of a younger demographic I am Only 32 But I 32 but I so sick of reading Text Like That I like that I a novel because I M SICK of reading short blurbs blog posts tweets etc I want long Mastering the Art of Self-Sufficiency in New Zealand juicy thick paragraphs and this book was so snippy I couldn t really sink my teeth in to it Too bad he used to be such a great writer always with edgy ideas that bloomed into good prose Find all of my reviews at Spencer did what all residents of Hell do on Halloween she returned to Earth for an evening of candy gathering Unfortunately she also missed the midnight curfew and is now stuck in Purgatory aka Earth as a ghostI realize Chuck Palahniuk is a polarizing figure Nothing is off limits when it comes to what he writes I ve always been a fan of his over the top stories and have been a pretty zealous defender of his work Until now While I found Damned to be entertaining and brilliant sadly Doomedust REALLY sucked I realized too little too late that Madison Spencer is a vapid waste and the rest of the ensemble cast is what made Damned so enjoyable From wishing I could kill Maddie all over again and end my misery to wishing I had a barf bag handy for the pointless suick out factor this book proved to be an absolutely unnecessary seuel And the most horrifying thing about Doomed The final words The End NOT A UESTION MARK SAY IT AIN T SO CHUCK Doomed Chuck Palahniuk Chuck we love you Please remember that Lullaby is one of the most amazing books I ve ever read and I even found a way to work it into my master s thesis Choke is cutting social satire of the first order Fight Club one of the greatest films ever made Survivor is brilliant in plot character and execution and don t get me started on the thrill ride that is Haunted But I do have a few pet peeves that pop up in Doomed the seuel to Damned First I don t have much patience for fiction written in the voice of a child No matter the skill of the writer an adult giving voice to a child always comes across as inauthentic and in the worst cases foolish Also exactly what are we to learn from a child narrator It certainly won t shock or disturb any hardened reader of horror or transgressive fiction Second humor in horror is an iffy prop Doomed expanded on Damned in a way I never expected The story is so much intricate than I ever could have thought a staple of Palahniuk s work Towards the end there were than a few You have got to be shtting me moments which made me appreciate Chuck s work than I reckoned possible Just when I think he s hit his peak he outdoes himself I ust can t believe that now I have to anticipate whether or not the saga will continue. Andfather Papadaddy As she revisits the painful truth of what transpired over those months including a disturbing and finally fatal meeting in a rest stop’s fetid men’s room in which well never mind her saga of eternal damnation takes on a new and sinister meaning Satan has had Madison in his sights from the very beginning through her and her narcissistic celebrity parents he plans to engineer an era of eternal damnation For everyone Once again our unconventional but plucky heroine must face her fears and gather her wits for the battle of a lifetime Dante Alighieri watch your back; Chuck Palahniuk is gaining on ,

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